Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi? Me: Yeah… Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW. *few minutes later* Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want? Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO. *few minutes later* Mom: Hey, get out the list. Me: why… So we DON’T FORGET MEAT, I BEG Mom: I’LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD Mom: *pretends to sob*

My mother and I were changing the words to Adele’s ...

æ: Post a picture of yourself. ✌: Share a childhood memory. ♡:Make a confession. ❁: Share one of your insecurities. ✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird. ☹: Share a turn off. ☀: Share a turn on. ♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past. ♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile. ☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night. ☮: Share a relationship story

Send me the sign and I will do it.

me: i’m going to do homework now tumblr: no, i’m more fun me: i have to go work out tumblr: no, i don’t care if you look good me: i need to go to sleep tumblr: nope, think of all the posts you’ll miss me: i really need to shower tumblr: i can’t smell you, it doesn’t matter me: i have to get a life tumblr: i am your life