Humor


Obviously I aborted my immaculate conception because I’m a soulless ginger. It’s not the first time I’ve been accused of having an abortion. It is the first time that I’ve been accused of having one AFTER telling someone that I’ve never had one. I guess that he or she thinks that if I would support access to abortion that I must have needed one at one point. via Tumblr

Because I Have No Soul




Oh. Em. Gee. I might have a mental illness. Whodathunk?! Clearly the twenty two years worth of therapists, psychologists, and psychiatrists have been lying to me about my mental condition. And those medicines I’ve taken almost every day for the last 14 years must not be for shiny pretty hair like I was told. I just feel like so much of my life has been a lie. via Tumblr

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Dear Santa, I’ve been a really good girl this year. I know that it would give the GOP $20.16, but I really want sessariehtpuskcitso.gop for Christmas this year. Actually, I’d like it by the time Bastille Day happens, so if you could get it for me by then, I’d be a happy liberal. I’ll make you cookies, if you’d like. I’ll even put extra butter in them. via Tumblr

Letter to Santa: sessariehtpuskcitso.gop





turnaboutjustice: taintedmelodies: What a fabulous way to start the week: misigynists on Twitter are trying to degrade the severity of last weekend’s massacre and twitter movement #YesAllWomen by posting pretentious things under the hash tag #YesAllCats. I’m actually really pissed off about this….like 6 people died last week and you’re (already) joking about it and dismissing/degrading the experiences of others who are victims of abuse and harassment? What the fuck. 1. The yes all cats tag is fucking hilarious. This is coming from a woman. 2. Humor is humanity’s way of coping with terrible things. Doesn’t mean we’re trying to make light of them or be distespectful. 3. While they may have been made with good intentions, some of the yes all women posts actually do sound like that. 4. YOU’RE the ones trying to use the deaths of multiple people to further your agenda. This isn’t the first time, either. – Phoenix In general, humor is a great coping strategy, but I do take issue with the people who are using this as an opportunity to mock persons with PTSD, who have been abused, who have been raped, etc. Is it really ever right to make fun of people who have been traumatized? via Tumblr



harrehshipsdontlie: cosmo-kramer-the-assman: ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK A POP SENSATION #NO MY BIGGEST PROBLEM IS HER DAD#EVERYONE KNEW THAT HANNAH MONTANA’S DAD WAS ROBBIE RAY #HOW DID THEY NOT #MAKE THE CONNECTION #HIS DISGUISE IS EVEN WORSE THAN MILEY’S IT’S A FUCKING MOUSTACHE via Tumblr