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2016 Reasons to Oppose Trump: Reasons #85-105


Hello, it’s me. Yes, I’m back on the last day of the Democratic National Convention to give the fifth list of reasons to oppose Donald Trump’s presidency and to oppose him in general. But if this list doesn’t convince you, maybe the previous four (1, 2, 3, 4) will. If that’s not enough, there will be another list of 21 reasons next time, and another the day after that, and the day after that…and so on until there are 2016 reasons to oppose Trump.

85. Trump supported Brexit. Donald Trump viewed Brexit as the British people taking control over their own country and borders, and putting their needs first, or so he suggested. Unfortunately, a man who somehow got a graduate degree from Wharton doesn’t seem to understand much about the economy. Apparently, business degrees don’t require that a person understand economics or global policy. Liam Fox, Trade Secretary for the United Kingdom, explained how woefully inaccurate Trump’s assumption that Brexit is all about focusing on Britain are, “In fact it was the reverse: In my view, it was about Britain becoming a much more outward-looking country.” He also saw Brexit as an opportunity to bilk money out of his supporters. Donald can’t ever miss an opportunity to do a little song and dance for a check from unsuspecting, innocent people. Sad.

86. …But he didn’t know how Scotland had voted in the EU Referendum. How does a man who was raised by a Scottish immigrant not know that one should never confuse the will of the English with the will of the Scottish? Scotland, along with Northern Ireland, voted to remain in the European Union, a decision that could dissolve the United part of the United Kingdom. It would officially change the way that Scotland and England have functioned for over four hundred years. If ever there was proof that total assimilation within a culture was a bad idea, it would be Donald Trump’s inept understanding of how Scotland fits in to the Brexit situation and into the United Kingdom in general. How do people judge this man to be competent enough to vote for?

87. Donald Trump claims that he broke the glass ceiling for women all by himself. I’ll repeat. Donald Trump claims that he broke the glass ceiling for women all by himself. He told Bill O’Reilly, noted White House slavery enthusiast, “Number one, I have great respect for women. I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women, more than anybody in the construction industry.He also told O’Reilly, “My relationship I think is going to end up being very good with women.” I don’t even know where to begin. Taking credit for breaking the glass ceiling? Even if he’s succeeded in helping women in one industry, it is not his place to say that he broke the glass ceiling. I guess if he was asked who gave women the right to vote, he’d claim he wrote the 19th Amendment and got it ratified on his own. I bet he’d even claim he was up in Seneca Falls. He might as well. He is taking credit for the achievement of women and of the hardwork put into giving full-fledged equal opportunities and rights to people regardless of sex or gender, even though he fails to pay women the same as men on his campaign. He is asserting his privilege to deny women the ability to say that they earned their position and that they fought for it. To quote the great philosopher and ethicist Taylor Swift, “I want to say to all the young women out there, there will be people along the way who will try to undercut your success, or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame. But if you just focus on the work…you will look around and you will know that it was you and the people who love you that put you there. That will be the greatest moment.”

88. Trump called pregnancies of employees an inconvenience for business. Yes, he actually said, “a wonderful thing for the woman, it’s a wonderful thing for the husband, it’s certainly an inconvenience for a business. And whether people want to say that or not, the fact is it is an inconvenience for a person that is running a business” on video. So there’s proof that he feels this way. To summarize: the pro-life party is now being represented by a man who once called pregnancy an inconvience for business; and he said this after he began identifying as pro-life.

89. Trump has called Elizabeth Warren ineffective. To Trump, ineffective means that Elizabeth Warren pisses him off and doesn’t put up with his bullshit. He’s said she is the least productive Senator, that she gets nothing done, that she is weak. Elizabeth Warren should channel Mean Girls character Regina George and ask Donald, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” Because, clearly, he is.

90. Donald Trump insulted Warren by saying she has a big mouth. Apparently, Trump thinks that women who stand up to his childish behavior are worthy of scorn and deserve to be silenced for it. He’s even said that he wants to shut her up. Way to go, GOP! You’ve nominated a man wanting to silence women. Classy stuff, if you’re in the 1950’s.

91. Trump accused Hillary of only being popular because of the “woman card” and not for any other reason. In yet another example of Trump being an misogynist, he decided that Hillary was somehow getting more support because she’s a woman. He said, in a news conference at Trump Tower in April, “Frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don’t think she’d get 5 percent of the vote. The only thing she’s got going is the woman’s card. And the beautiful thing is, women don’t like her.” He claims a former United States Senator and Secretary of State is unqualified. You know, unlike a “businessman” who has never served a day in office and who doesn’t know what NATO and the Geneva Conventions are. Oh, but Trump went on, saying, “Look how well I did with women tonight.” Yeah, by saying Hillary only did well because she’s a woman, Trump set a fire underneath the feet of many non-sexists who donated $2.4 million to her campaign within the last three days of April. I’m starting to understand why so many of his business ventures have struggled to succeed or outright failed. He sends people to the competition.

92. Trump’s taco bowl tweet. I’m not sure who advised Trump that it would be a good idea to pose with a taco bowl to show his solidarity with “Hispanics” on Cinco de Mayo, but someone did. And guess what? It inspired Twitter users, including comedienne Samantha Bee, to tell him just how ridiculously horrible the idea was. Even Jeb Bush understood how stupid it was and he had to remind his own supporters to clap for him.

93. Trump accused China of raping America. In what is probably best described as a disgusting foreign policy and economic gaffe of epic proportions, Donald Trump decided to proclaim that “we can’t continue to allow China to rape our country, and that’s what they’re doing.” As a man who likes to manipulate people financially, who is endorsed by a convicted rapist, and who has been accused of actually raping people in the “traditional” sense–because he’s all about being traditional–it seems rather odd that Trump would use the term “rape” to describe trade with China. Although, given his past behavior and his association with rapists, it makes sense that he would view the U.S. leaders at fault for the supposed rape; rapists and rape apologists do love to victim-blame.

94. Trump brought up his penis’s size during a debate. After Marco Rubio made a flippant remark about Donald’s hands being small at a rally, suggesting that his penis would be equally small, Donald Trump went full-on dudebro by talking about his penis at a debate. He wasn’t at a campaign rally or even doing an interview. He was at a debate. I can’t believe no one ever told him that you don’t whip it out, figuratively or literally, like that. Actually, with this candidate, I can believe it. He has absolutely no sense of decorum. And when he talks about other countries making fun of America over our political system, he should remember, they’re laughing at us because he’s making a fool of everything this country stands for. He is the joke, not the country, not our politics. Him.

95. Trump is untrustworthy. I know, I know. I called him a liar already, but one can lie and still be somewhat trustworthy. Trump isn’t one of those people. Trump is a con-man. He tries to make himself seem impressive, but he’s actually lacking–completely unfit for office.

96. Donald Trump is notoriously thin-skinned and hot-headed. As Elizabeth Warren told David Muir, calling Trump a “thin-skinned racist” isn’t name-calling, “it’s the fact.” Tom Rosshirt says Trump’s thin-skinned behavior is an example of his biggest weakness. It shows that he’s upset. O’Reilly told him he’s “too thin skinned”, and since conservatives like him–and who wouldn’t like the expert on so many things, like slavery and killing people–O’Reilly’s opinion matters. The National Review even referred to him as the Thin-Skinned Tyrant. But the most important people who think he’s too hot-headed to be the leader of the free world? The voters. I guess the Donald needs to learn to calm his tits.

97. Trump has bad judgment skills. A great example is his decision to “joke” about Russia and others should hack email servers, after hiring a campaign manager with ties to Putin. Or his love of Putin’s leadership skills and his intelligence–he even defended Putin killing political opponents and journalists. Or his insistence on calling people names. Or his decision to insult allies. Or his belief that, despite all actual evidence, torture works.

98. Donald Trump sues and is sued a lot. In three decades, he has amassed at least 4,056 lawsuits. He’s involved in at least 169 federal lawsuits. Just two days ago, the USA Freedom Kids, who performed that very disturbing and bizarre song and dance in January, decided to sue Trump for breaking verbal promises to allow them to perform at more events.

99. Donald Trump has repeatedly bashed Arianna Huffington. In 2012, Donald Trump told Arianna Huffington that her husband left her for a man because she was so unattractive. He’s been attacking Huffington and her website on a regular basis since then.

100. You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” In an Esquire interview from 1991.

101. The cost of his proposed wall negates any benefits. Donald Trump thinks it would cost $8 billion, but it would actually cost upwards of $10 billion, when you take into account things like construction and buying private land to build it on. The wall itself probably wouldn’t work to stop the flow of immigrants or smugglers and Mexico won’t be paying for the wall, so it would be practically useless. Besides, agents of the Border Patrol would actually prefer more equipment and agents to a wall, which they say are more effective than a wall or fence..

102. Trump blamed the riots in Baltimore on Obama’s race. I’m not sure how he made that logic jump, but he is Donald Trump.

103. Donald believes that his wealth is important to the campaign. Trump doesn’t miss an opportunity to bring up his wealth. Even in his announcement, he had to tell people, “I’m really rich.” If he’s constantly bringing it up, doesn’t that mean that he might be, I don’t know, insecure about it.

104. Donald Trump chose to mock climate change during a snowstorm. Actually, he’s done it a few times. He doesn’t understand that climate change works on both ends of the thermometer. That’s not shocking, since he doesn’t understand a lot of things.

When it comes to winter weather, Donald Trump is a dumbass.

105. Donald Trump is completely ignorant about climate change when it’s not impacting his resorts. His golf courses are protected from rising seas. In other words, he publically denies the science, but understands it when it impacts his pockets. Isn’t that kind of crooked behavior?

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About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.

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