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I Guess My Ass Is Bitter

I am having trouble falling asleep,1 so I went on YouTube.2 I checked my notifications and found out that I am apparently a truly awful human being.3
  
I didn’t like a music video, so I can’t appreciate real music

  
Flower graphics symbolize pure beauty and that sexuality doesn’t have to be raw and raunchy.4 Oh and nude5 women, including ones portrayed in sexualized situations aren’t being objectified.6 But we’re back to my bitterness and that I’m a hater. 

  
  
If you don’t agree with Marina or mandyy, don’t express yourself. And I don’t know who told these folks that the women weren’t being sexualized or objectified, but they were wrong. I love that they needed to tell me it’s my opinion. I bet they don’t realize there are non-One Direction fans that disliked the video. 

  
I stand by all of my remarks—including the MySpace comment. 

I think I may be able to sleep now. Thanks, Zayn stans. 


  1. Because of the overdraft issue. 

  2. The best cure for insomnia. 

  3. It’s not the first time that’s been suggested. 

  4. Unless it’s done right. 

  5. Except for the hearts and flowers strategically placed later. 

  6. I guess it’s like if a tabloid puts a bar across a celeb’s boobs. They’re preserving the pure beauty of the boobs. 

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Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.

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