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Orgasmically Struck By Lightning

foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

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The original story is a hoax.

I once believed this would happen to me. Actually, I went as far as blaming myself anytime I tried to and something bad happened within the week afterward. Of course, I grew up in a sex negative culture and have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, so my fears make sense.

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Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.

One thought on “Orgasmically Struck By Lightning”

  1. That’s extra funny to me (the article, not you being paranoid), because in the twelve years since I first went away to college, I have met sooooooooooooo many chronic masturbaters (I’m talking a couple times a day, every day, chronic). Yet, I’ve never met a single person who has ever been struck by lightning. I’m not even sure I’ve met anybody who’s known a person in real life who’s been struck by lightning. I love some of the insanely stupid shit people believe when it comes to hoaxes that confirm their religious beliefs. *rolls eyes*
    I Really Should Be Sleeping was the last thing I wrote

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