Timehop: If I Could Have Caffeine

I was so exhausted that whole summer. Of course, I was so anemic that whole summer. If I had tried to have caffeine1 that summer, it probably would have killed me fairly quickly. When I’m not super-sick, it’s dangerous and potentially deadly. That summer? Yeah, that summer, it wouldn’t have just been potentially deadly.

  1. I have an allergic reaction to it that involves cardiac symptoms. 

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.