What Does Fox News Say?

Okay, so this sort of sucks, but I wanted to try to make a Fox News version of The Fox. So, here it is:

Polls say yes
News says so
Don’t you think
They’d say the truth

Pretend like nothing’s
Wrong or else
You might sing this song

CNN, NBC, Stories
Make our hearts just
bleed and we know because we’re told

But there’s one thought
That most don’t have
What does Fox News Say?

Birther-birther-birther-birther-shit!
Birther-birther-birther-birther-shit!
Birther-birther-birther-birther-shit!
What Fox News say?

Palin-Palin-Palin-Cruz!
Palin-Palin-Palin-Cruz!
Palin-Palin-Palin-Cruz!
What Fox News say?

Coulter-Murdoch-Priebus-Bush!
Coulter-Murdoch-Priebus-Bush!
Coulter-Murdoch-Priebus-Bush!
What Fox News say?

Lib’ral-commie-pinko-leftist-plot!
Lib’ral-commie-pinko-leftist-plot!
Lib’ral-commie-pinko-leftist-plot!
What Fox News say?

Lots of cash
Lying mouths
Screaming bias
and bribing folks

Racist men
Bleached blonde hair
Suddenly you’re angry too

Your mom is dead
From death panels
Lost your job from immigrants

But if you watch
Bill O’Reilly
You will understand our
gree-e-e-e-eed.
gree-e-e-e-eed.
gree-e-e-e-eed.

What would life be without
puh-uh-uh-uh-undits?
puh-uh-uh-uh-undits?
puh-uh-uh-uh-undits?
What does Fox News say?

Tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, now!
Tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, now!
Tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, now!
What Fox News say?

Welfare-welfare-welfare-welfare-bad!
Welfare-welfare-welfare-welfare-bad!
Welfare-welfare-welfare-welfare-bad!
What Fox News say?

Whine, lies, and myths, too!
Whine, lies, and myths, too!
Whine, lies, and myths, too!
What Fox News say?

Sp-ite-ful an-gry
Real douche-ey stuff
What does Fox News say?

The weirdest fact about them
is a motto they chose.
“Fair and balanced” is the
Claim, but we’re in on
The truth. Balance
Isn’t reporting
Myths or falsehoods as the truth.
What do you think?

You’re a biased network;
Truth you do not know.
When will you admit?

(Fox Sings)
Lies-are-lies-are-what-you-do; Lies-are-lies-are-what-you-do

Will you ever say?

(Fox Sings)
Fake-is-how-we-pay-the-bills

Don’t like you.

(Fox sings)
Anti-this and anti-that.

Fess up please.
Fess up now please.

(Fox sings)
Don’t-care-who-we’ve-pissed-off-now.

Originally posted by me on my Tumblr.

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