I’m having to have my laptop repaired again. Guess what the repair is for? If you guessed motherboard, then you obviously know my laptop better than the guy at tech support. He told me that it had the motherboard replaced once and the only other repairs that were done were the palm rest and the LCD. Um, no. It has only been repaired onsite (meaning at my home or at Nana’s house) for those issues, but when it has gone to the depot, it has had all kinds of stuff replaced. Honestly, it’s got more new parts than all of the plastic surgery addicts of Beverly Hills combined. The constant repairing led to me submitting a question to WHNT about my state’s lemon law. I’m hoping it gets picked/answered. This is what I submitted:
I purchased a computer about 3 years ago from Dell and almost a year after I purchased it, it had a motherboard failure. Since then, there have been about 4 more motherboard failures plus many other repairs. The laptop is being repaired about every 3-4 months. It’s become really frustrating and I feel like my laptop is a lemon. Would it be covered under the lemon law? Or does that only apply to certain products? If it is covered, what would I need to do? I would really like to be able to get my geek on without contacting tech support so much.
So, maybe they’ll pick it. Keep your fingers crossed.
In other lemon-related news, I went to the doctor yesterday afternoon. Before I can get my GI referral, I have to jump through just a few more hoops. Namely, I have to have my Amylase, CMP (which was done at the ER), Lipase, and Lipid levels checked, as well as an abdominal ultrasound, 2 urine tests, and 4 (this is gross) stool tests. I have a feeling that insurance will kick the CMP when I go for it, because it was just checked less than a week ago. The other stuff, they will probably allow. The family doctor apologized to me yesterday when he was doing the exam. I made sure to yelp, scream, and holler when he would hit certain spots–something I have finally learned to do. I was surprised when he said he was sorry for hurting me. His attending came in and repeated the exam. She also was somewhat apologetic. (Maybe because I had been mentioning the pain and the issues somewhat persistently since I started to go to that clinic.)
When the nurse did my vitals, my blood pressure was doing its fun bottoming out thing. The top number was either 122 or 127 (one was for BP and one was for pulse), but the lower number was 53. It was kind of funny that it was so low because the nurse checking me in had just asked me if I was on blood pressure medicine about a second before the number popped up. I think that, because of my weight, she was expecting it to be super-high. She does not know how my body likes to operate. She and the doctors also didn’t seem to realize that the constant up and down, including laying back and raising back up was making me nearly pass out. I wanted to tell them, but when I would get so dizzy and light-headed, I couldn’t exactly think straight enough to get my point across.
When the nurse checked my weight, it almost looked like she was going to go with 298, but she decided to go up to the 300 range and settled on 312. The scale seemed like it “thought” I was closer to the 298, but she went with 312. Don’t know why. After she went with 312, she made sure to announce it vocally, which is something I hate. I understand if she thinks that I need to know the number, but believe it or not, I can read a scale well enough to tell what my weight is. I don’t like having the whole world hear it, though. Anyway, if it is at 298, then it has hit a new low. If it is at 312, it may be one of the lower numbers for their scales.
I had to describe what was wrong to her, and, wouldn’t you know, she tried to convince me that I could be pregnant. When I told her that it wasn’t possible, she gave me a look of disbelief. Yeah, I know, I’m going in complaining of nausea and pain, among other things, and I’m 28 and on Medicaid, but I’m not an effing stereotype. It is, as far as I know, impossible to get pregnant without having Miss Egg introduced to Mr. Sperm. I’m pretty sure that I would know if I had had sex with someone. I guess she thought I would be too ashamed to mention it, or something. God, I hope that if I had sex and got pregnant or thought I was pregnant that I wouldn’t be too ashamed to tell a nurse about it. I may be shy and hesitant about talking about certain things, but I hope that wouldn’t be one of them.