me: i’m going to do homework now
tumblr: no, i’m more fun
me: i have to go work out
tumblr: no, i don’t care if you look good
me: i need to go to sleep
tumblr: nope, think of all the posts you’ll miss
me: i really need to shower
tumblr: i can’t smell you, it doesn’t matter
me: i have to get a life
tumblr: i am your life

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.