If you don’t make the playoffs, you’re a loser.

Charles Barkley on the “Post Game Translator App” skit on Saturday Night Live

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.