abwhoretion:

 

“Hello Lifealert”


“Hello Stella, are you okay?”

“… is your refrigerator running?”


“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”

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Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.