My sister: You’re a heathen.
Me: Yes, proudly so.
My sister: You’ll go to Hell.
Me: I don’t believe in Hell, so that doesn’t matter.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.