“only 750” ONLY 750

If she doesn’t want it, she can give it to me. 

Man I’d be so happy if people just gave me money for Christmas!  I mean, I like getting thoughtful presents, but if I get money then I can ensure that I get exactly what I want lol.

Wow.  She’s pissed over $750?  Is she a Kardashian or a Hilton or some rich person who would normally get more?  I got $40, 2 Christmas cards, and a stuffed animal.  That was my total (from everyone in my life) “haul” and I didn’t expect any more.  (Hell, I didn’t expect the money or the stuffed animal.)  Maybe she needs to get a clue.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.