Please tell me that I didn’t just say “Oh, fruitcake” instead “Oh, fuck.” How pathetic? I’m fake cussing now? Ugh.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.