For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.

Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory (5×01 – The Skank Reflex Analysis)

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.