George Foyet (Criminal Minds serial killer pretending to be a victim): Do you know how long it takes to stab someone 67 times?
Me: I bet you do…

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.