Ok, so… let’s say Cap’n Crunch yellow pieces are A. Crunch berries are B.

100B (That’s the Oops, All Berries box pictured at 46.9% sugar by weight) > 100A (That’s Cap’n Crunch, pictured at 44.4%).

B = .469, A = .444. How in the shit is (A+B)/2 (The Cap’n Crunch Berries pictured at 42.3%) LESS THAN ALL OF A OR ALL OF B?! IT’S SO CONFUSING.

Maybe the serving size is smaller on the Cap’n Crunch Berries than it is on either of the other two.

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