An English lady is visiting Switzerland. She asks about the location of the “W.C.” The Swiss, thinking she is referring to the “Wayside Chapel”, leaves her a note that said (in part) “the W.C. is situated nine miles from the room that you will occupy… It is capable of holding about 229 people and it is only open on Sunday and Thursday… It may interest you to know that my daughter was married in the W.C. and it was there that she met her husband… I shall be delighted to reserve the best seat for you, if you wish, where you will be seen by everyone.
Jack Paar, joke from the February 10, 1960 episode of Tonight Starring Jack Paar, the predecessor of what is now known as The Tonight Show. The joke caused a problem with censors and led to NBC cutting that portion of his show without informing him. He walked off mid-episode the next night and did not come back for about a month.