I plan on having a child the old fashioned way; fully sedated.

Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl (5×10 – Riding in Town Cars with Boys)

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.