werkin’ it.

boss: I’m going to have a cow!!
me: but make sure it’s a Holstein, cause they produce the most milk and make up over 90% of the provincial herd.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.