When people ask me if I’m ready to get my hands dirty, I tell them they haven’t been clean for a long time.

Niko Bellic (Grand Theft Auto IV)

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.