thefrogman:

“Why this is the sorriest bunch I’ve ever seen. STAND UP STRAIGHT. I’ve seen better posture from My Little Ponies. Who pinned these medals on, Stevie Wonder? By the time I’m done with you maggots your going to wish you were the scum on the bottom of my flip flops.”

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Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.