As we twirled and snapped our fingers, I felt light and airy and fancy-free. Of course, I did. I had no bloody panties on! And the cartwheel lift’s comping up. And I’m a brunette! –

Tracey Ullman

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.