My father always said you’d become a man when you bought your first house. I’m not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.

Will Schuester, Glee (1×02 – Showmance)

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Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.