Yeah, you do know honey that garbage doesn’t actually talk at all unless it’s on Sesame Street.

Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls (1×17 – The Breakup, Part 2)

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.