I still can’t get over that I’m related to God. It’s gonna make getting Madonna tickets so much easier.

Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls (1×18 – The Third Lorelai)

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.