I’ve cheated twice in my life. The first time, I got pregnant. The second time, I got mono. I think the universe is trying to tell me something.

Quinn Fabray, Glee (2×12 – Silly Love Songs)

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.