For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Steven Wright


About Janet Morris

I’m from Huntsville, Alabama. I’ve got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She’s a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.