According to the Journal of Sexual Health, having sex with animals can greatly increase the risk of penis cancer in men. Good! Serves you right, you sick bastard!

Jay Leno, from his monologue of The Tonight Show on November 14, 2011

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.