mum: you think the boys from the shows are all perfect but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it’s your father
mum: what
me: nothing

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.