LORELAI: I hate football.
RORY: I tried to get you out of it.
LORELAI: Well, you should have tried harder.
RORY: Next time. Where’s Luke?
LORELAI: Probably in bed where the rest of the world is on a Saturday. Did I put on underwear?
RORY: What?
LORELAI: I think I forgot to put on underwear. Can you check? […] Did I just ask you to check if I put on underwear?
RORY: Yes.
LORELAI: I hate football.

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I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.