I would hunt this person down. What a pretentious dickwad! Seriously, fuck you if you think this is ok. I had a couple girls leave me a pamphlet, but they tipped as well so I wasn’t too bothered. But fuck this.

Fuck this person and anyone who does this in lieu of leaving a tip. Fuck them right in the ear.

…. OH HELL NO! That person’s gonna burn in hell.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.