Fuck YOU, Nutri-Grain Cereal Bars.


I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate your new commercials. Hate is not a word I use very often, so please understand what it means to have it attached to your name.

Your latest ads literally perpetuates the stereotype that “overweight” people eat junk food and are lazy. I just…I cannot…WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!?!? WERE. YOU. THINKING?!?!

Oh, I know, you were thinking most people won’t realize how flawed your TV spot is. Most people won’t have a clue they’re being lied to, and taught to be hateful and ignorant. Most people won’t change the channel or close the browser window every time the ad airs. But I will. And I will tell everyone I know why, starting right here, right now.

“Eat better all day.” My FAT ass!! Fat bitches like salad, too, you know. Fat bitches choose the fruit cup over the brownie. Fat bitches even take the stairs and play with their kids! And I’ve seen plenty of skinny bitches eating gooey mac and cheese and sit on their asses, for what that’s worth. Fat =/= unhealthy. Do some research with all the money you’re making on the oodles of hypocritical junk food you mass produce, Kellogg’s.

Again, FUCK you. I know my one-person boycott means nothing to you, but it means everything to me. It means I’m winning the battle against hating my body. Finally.

Thank goodness I found body acceptance. Thank goodness I found a way to love myself despite being constantly bombarded with reasons I shouldn’t. Thank goodness I got all this out of my system so I can enjoy the rest of my night!


Apparently these ads have been out for a long time. I suppose I’ve only just noticed them because I’ve only recently been enlightened about Health At Every Size.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.