here is the plan. i’m opening up a red velvet restaurant. it’s going to be called red velvet. we only sell and serve things that are red velvet. red velvet cake, red velvet cupcakes, red velvet cheesecake, red velvet cake truffle balls, red velvet on a stick (dipped in chocolate), red velvet pancakes, red velvet waffles, and more.

Okay, that sounds like the best idea ever.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.