Interviewer: “What is that you’re drinking?”

Chris: “This is a Shirley Temple…with vodka. No, I’m kidding, it’s just a Shirley Temple.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.