Can’t knock ‘em out, you can’t walk away. Try desperately to think of the politest way to say, “Sorry yeah, but no.” Just get out my face, just leave me alone and no you can’t have my number. “Why?” ‘Cause I’ve lost my phone.

Lily Allen, Knock ‘Em Out

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.