Just now… (we’re watching Secret Life & they got to the “parents talk to your kids” / “kids talk to your parents” part)

Mom: Janet, are you having internet sex?
Me: No. Why?
Mom: All we need is another little computer popping up in this house.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.