“HEY GUYS GUYS DID YOU LIKE MY AUDITION SONG GUYS YEAH I KNOW IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME RIGHT GOSH I LOVE BEING ALIVE AND oh okay so that is fire jesus christ where am i does this happen often is this a school or a volcano.”

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.