based on lots and lots of hard research i have several theories about blaine:


  1. Blaine is allergic to socks
  2. Blaine’s is afraid of socks
  3. Blaine has no time for socks
  4. Blaine’s socks are locked in his sock draw as they keep trying to kill him
  5. Blaine likes his feet to have a nice breeze while he walks
  6. Blaine is extremly picky about the socks he wears and can never find any he likes
  7. Blaine has no pairs of socks, only singles
  8. Blaines socks have ran away as Blaines feet don’t smell very nice
  9. Blaine has no socks that come in his size

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.