Mom: you gonna get an overdose.
Me: wut?
Mom: you are listening to same song since you got home!
Me: mom, it’s Coldplaaaaay.
Mom: i’ll buy you their cd so you can change the song.
Me: *———————————————————————*

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.