That’s why he’s so redfaced all the time, trying to get his thumbs out of his butt or trying to get his head out of Eric Cantor’s ass.

my dad on John Boehner just now

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.