aubrey: i walked one red carpet with my film idol, sharon stone. she kind of took me under her wing and gave me some pointers. she kind of called me out on my own shit. i don’t smile that much and i’m not like a smiley person and she kept whispering in my ear, “if you want to be a movie star you better smile. give them what they want.” she told me not to chew on my hair because people will think i’m a lesbian.

I love watching interviews with her.  She is so good at deadpan.  🙂

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.