Mom: What book are you reading?
Me: Wuthering Heights.
Mom: Withering Heights?
Me: Wuthering Heights.
Mom: Weathering Heights?
Me: No. WUthering Heights.
Mom: Wathering Heights?
Me: Are you doing that on purpose?! It’s WUTHERING HEIGHTS!
Mom: Let me see the book… Oh, there’s a “u” in it.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.