Shelley: I now pronounce you, virgins for life.
Brooke: You still look like a slut.
Rachel: You still smell like a whore.

One Tree Hill – 4×11 

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.