It’s been some time since we last spoke, this is gonna sound like a bad joke…
But momma I fell in love again, It’s safe to say I have a new girlfriend
I know it sounds so old, but cupid got me in a chokehold
And I’m afraid I might give in, towels on the mat, my white flag is waving…

I mean she even cooks me pancakes, and Alka Seltzer for my tummy aches
If that ain’t love then I don’t know what love is
We even got a secret handshake, and she loves the music that my band makes
I know I’m young but if I had to choose her or the sun
I’d be one nocturnal son of a gun…

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.