Make fun of me all you want but school pictures are everything to me. They’re great practice for getting photographed by the paparazzi. Invasive as the press may be, stars are dependent on them for their fame. I must be prepared. In order to do so I joined every club I possibly can.


About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.