get out of there cat. you do not belong inside a pot. you are not soup or any kind of food for that matter. and I do not want your furry bits in my mouth when i eat delicious food.

Somehow, this makes me think of that whole bonsai kitten hoax.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.