why are you a lesbian?


Well, I was out in the woods one day and one of the flannel-wearing bastards bit me. Now I have to convert straight girls on the full moon.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.