“Okay… okay… lefty loose-y, righty, um, flighty?  Mighty?  Sighty?  Brighty?  Fighty?  Skyty?  Writey?  Heighty?  Whitey?  Righty whitey.  That sounds correct.”

(Photo of a burrowing owlet that appears to be wondering how to turn on the water in Cape Coral, Florida by Megan Lorenz / Rex Features via the Telegraph)

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.