The Bank of Dad is broke. Unlike the big banks the Bank of Dad didn’t get a bail out. So the CEO a.k.a. dad didn’t get gov money to pay for a big bonus and since the B of D doesn’t have employees to lay off or cut pay then the B of D is just screwed. Now, if you would like to open an account, I have a great plan for every dollar you deposit I will only charge you ten dollars to keep it. And don’t even think about a loan; no one is approved, but I will take your app for a small 1000.00 non refundable fee.

my mom’s first cousin, Billy about 6 hours after his oldest daughter said on Facebook that she needs $4


About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.